Happy Birthday Jessica!!!!

This is gay, but I thought I would write you something especially since I can not be there to celebrate your big day and give 31 smacks on the ass.

So 31 things that remind me of you!!!

1. 3/10/90 We have an anniversary I want diamonds on our twenth. 2. Are you flowing? 3. Getting grounded if we did not go to Taco Tico for your mom.4. Our trips where we realized we were just raised better. 5. Writing all over my legs before I had to go to services. 6. Sunday school when you fell out of the car because of the smell. 7. Your uniform for school white shirt in the spring and white sweater in the winter. 8. The impalia 9.Having a shotgun schedule for your jeep with Ashley 10. Making you mad when we told you should gotten a durango 11. Cut it clean 12. Give me your left sock 13. Getting fired from Metairie Cleaners and being so happy you had not driven away 14. Alabama 15. Making our room 227 and thinking it was so funny 16. Putting our beds together and realizing how gay that must have looked. 17. Staying up till morning to save our plant. 18. Lines at Chevron on the back of the toilet 19. Keeping H away from me we don't have alot of memories from that time 20. Visiting you in FL 21.Big Sky, Montana 22. The hooker cursing you out in Amsterdam 23. Meeting Point 24. Mushrooms all over Europe. 25. Saying our goodbyes to everyone on video in Berlin 26. Still waiting for our Heathcliff doll to show up. 27. Countless Mardi Gras 28. Video poker its so fun to play with you even though it is the most evil thing in the world. 29. Making me breakfast on my 31 birthday 30. In 18 yrs, only having two fights with you both you apologized for and both were my fault. 31. Driving me to the airport as I left for Japan. AND one to grow on


Shout out to my BFF of soon to be 19 yrs. I wanted to wish you a very happy birthday with lots of presents, drinks, and hopefully not to much bad stuff. Start the year off right and DO NOT PLAY VIDEO POKER. Have the best birthday and your 32 will be even better because I will be there to smack your ass and have lots of drinks with you. I love you hardly ever tell you becasue that is gay but I do. Happy Birthday Biatch!!